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Dear Slow Walker
Dear Slow Walker, Excuse Me. Uh, ‘Scuse me. Erm, Uh..Can you just, yeah…. MOVE. Hey, what’s up. I’m the girl breathing down your neck trying to get to class on time. It’s not a coincidence that I just yelled on the phone “I’m SO LATE!”. I wa...
Sex & Relationships
Being Mr. Wonderful
Whoever said, “Chivalry is dead” was sadly mistaken. Chivalry is just hiding. Hiding in this essay in fact. Provided here are instructions to take you from zero to hero in no time. Guys, it is time to grow up and put your big boy pants on. By the end of these dir...
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What is true love?
Love is something that every human being in the world craves but only few are able to find. It is the most powerful force on earth. It’s what enabled Jimi Hendrix to create some of the most beautifully awesome songs ever. It’s what made Tom Cruise jump up on a co...
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College Countdown: Things Guys Do That Piss Me Off
No matter how many times I hear any variation of the words “that chick is crazy” come out of a guy’s mouth, it never fails to irritate me. Guys are constantly bitching about the women in their lives being psycho, and blaming them for every problem in their rela...
Campus Life
In-class Pet Peeves
1. Sitting in the Front Row We get it, you want to show the teacher that you love learning! But you should probably suck his dick too just to make sure you have his full attention. 2. Raising Your Hand (Multiple Times) You’re making the rest of us look bad, dude/du...-
Week in Review: November 27th
Some of us spent today in cars and others in airports (and some of you may have stayed put). Nevertheless, we’re all a bit fucking tired tonight. Tired, but recovered. Thanks to home cooking, high-school hookups and sle... -
The Biggest Relationship No No: Social Suicide
These are the signs that you or someone that you know have fallen into the biggest relationship no no of all time… Social Suicide -
Blackouts: Any Flavor You Want
There are different kinds of blackouts. It is like choosing a flavor of ice cream, which blackout are you? Here’s a guide, not only to figure out what happened to you, but also to catch your friend before she hits, “That B... -
Dear Uggs,
Dear Uggs, U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi. You, Uggly. Alright, so maybe that was a little bit harsh. Listen, I know you’re comfy. I once was a victim to your said comfy-ness between the ages of 14-17. But that was during ... -
Wifey Season
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… WIFEY SEASON. Say what? Don’t act like you don’t already know what it is. It’s that special time of the year when it’s colder than the antarctic and rooftop bars are like a ... -
Dear My Less Responsible Self,
Dear Blackout Self,I have a few concerns about your conduct. Let me start with the news I received today…I was less than pleased to hear that not only did you perform our entire repertoire of rush songs, you also did so a... -
Your Best Halloween Photos
Which Halloween costume is the best? Vote by telling us your favorite in the comments below! -
Dear Campus, Watch Us Bone
Where else would you want to do it? I'd love to play "Never Have I Ever" with these two. Mad props to them though.
Dear Slow Walker
Dear Slow Walker,
Excuse Me. Uh, ‘Scuse me. Erm, Uh..Can you just, yeah….
MOVE.
Hey, what’s up. I’m the girl breathing down your neck trying to get to class on time. It’s not a coincidence that I just yelled...
Weekends in College
"I've had one Keystone and I'm smashed…" Relive Freshman year with this 3 minute video of a trainwreck
Alex (New Mexico)
Name: Alex School: New Mexico State University Favorite Drink: Gin and tonic or tequila straight Advice to Freshman? Live it up and make a name for yourself. Be out going and be the guy everyone wants to meet. I often get mista...
Being Mr. Wonderful
Whoever said, “Chivalry is dead” was sadly mistaken. Chivalry is just hiding. Hiding in this essay in fact. Provided here are instructions to take you from zero to hero in no time. Guys, it is time to grow up and put your b...
Warm Drinks For Winterish Weather
We are now officially in the most dismal time of the year. All of the fun holidays have come and gone, Spring Break seems ages away, classes are kicking into full gear and it seems to be the coldest part of the year. During th...
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