The Morning After Email

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I received this email after blacking out at a always eventful night at Notre Dame’s hockey house

Hey _______ this is Jake Palmtag and I met you on Friday night at the University of Notre Dame hockey house. I was in the states visiting an old friend and I am pretty sure that you and I had sex. I don’t know if you remember but you and I ended up upstairs having sex and I just wanted to know if you could give me a heads up when you got your period. I’m sorry to ambush you with an email but I don’t know anyone from Notre Dame other than the friend I visited who suggested I look you up in the Notre Dame directory.

Thanks,

Jake