Two And A Half Men Drinking Game

We all know that we’re nowhere near ready to let go of the days of psychotic behavior and alcoholism that Charlie Sheen so magnificently brought to the limelight.  What better way to honor his great, alcoholic contribution to society than by taking some time to adequately pay our respects to the show that started it all: Two & a Half Men.  To honor Charlie and to provide copious hours of drunken fun, we bring you the official #CTL Two & A Half Men Drinking Game… this my friends, is the epitome of #winning.

NOTE: All of the rules apply for the old seasons, as well as the new ones.  We’ve created the rules using Charlie as the example, but for Season 9 and on interchange Charlie for the creepily bearded Walden (Ashton Kutcher, for those of you that have been too busy drinking to get in the know).

• It’s not Alcoholism if you’re on television, right? – Everyone take a drink every time that Charlie’s drinking alone, it’s a social, baby… do it for Charlie. [take two sips if he’s drinking straight out of the bottle]
• #FatKidProblems – take a drink every time that Jake’s eating, and finish your drink if he’s eating alone. God knows we all (unfortunately) remember that little chubber from the first couple of seasons, thanks to whoever threw that piggy some celery.
• O.C.Drink – This is one of our favorites, so we’re bringing it back… who knew there were so many mess-ups on television?  Take a drink every time Alan’s being OCD and take two if he’s cleaning after Charlie.
• Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass… – Bros Drink whenever Charlie rails a hot girl.  ATTN: This may be hazardous to your liver, and your brew fridge, so stock up well in advanced.
• Better Luck Next Time – Girls drink every time  big-breasted slam pieces turn down Charlie, Alan, or Walden.  I guess we can all pretend ladies can sometimes wear the pants in relationships.
• Growing Pains – Get a game of “Never Have I Ever” any time that there’s any reference to Jake growing up and/or he goes through any awkward, pubescent stage that we all have been trying real hard to forget about.
• Calm Down and Party On – Everyone finish their drink any time that Allan’s not wearing khakis or his shirt is untucked…dude really has to chill out and loosen up a little: anyone have any left over roofies?
• Throw them a boner – Take a drink every time there’s a penis joke, take two if it’s actually funny.
• Scary and Hairy – In the new season, every time you’re repulsed at Walden’s ridiculous facial hair, or it reminds you of Ashton’s unnatural relationship to Demi and her bush (you old #CTL’ers know what I’m talking about), finish your drink.
• Is it over yet? – Again, this works best with the new season, but shotgun a beer at the beginning of every commercial break… not only will this get you adequately fucked up, but will make you forget about how quickly the show’s going down the shitter and how much you miss Charlie, coked out or not.

 Cheers.