The 2012 Grammy’s Drinking Game

Not all of us have the ability to raise our voices, hitting the high notes like the beloved Whitney or that show off Christina. I, personally, sound something like a dying duck giving birth to small marsupial. But that’s okay because I’ve created a drinking game that will even make my rendition of “I Will Always Love You” sound tolerable. Raises your glasses, and drop your standards.

• If LLCool J is wearing a hat, you’re shot gunning your beer.
• Every time Chris Brown is shown on camera, hit the person to the left of you.
• Take drink every time Whitney Houston is mention.
• Take 2 shots every time Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse are mentioned together.
• Chug a beer if Bon Iver wins.
• Every time some questions, “What will Lady GaGa being wearing?”- you got it, shot.
• If Katy Perry’s hair color looks like an advertisement for Crayola or similar to any flavor of Bubblegum- take a shot.
• Drink anytime sings ” IiiiiiIIIiiiiiiiii will allllllllwwwwwwwwaaaAAAayyyyyyyyssssss LOVE yooooo0o0o0o0ouuuu”
• Drink anytime a guy tries to rap, and the remind him that he is a college-educated gentlemen and he has no business in the rap industry.
• Shot anytime Blue Ivy is mentioned.
• If Skrillex wins stop what you’re doing, chug your handle.
• Take a sip anytime some mentions Nicki Minaj’s ass.
• If anyone mentions Whitney in their acceptance speech, finish your drink.
• Susan Boyle wins, you’re speaking in a British Accent for the rest of the night.
• If Sum 41 wins, call your middle school crush and tell them you love them.
• Any time Taylor Swift is on the TV, a take a shot while yelling out your exes name. If you’re drinking with your ex, feel free to pour a beer on them.
• If you see a cowboy hat, take off a piece of clothing.
• If Adele is singing with just a spotlight on her, finish your drink.
• If anyone mentions Nickleback, kick them out of your house