How to Make the Perfect Birthday Cake

By on September 14, 2012

To make the perfect birthday cake you need the essential ingredients.. and when say essential ingredients, I don’t mean eggs and all that bullshit.

My recipe for a good time includes:

  • 1 glow in the dark condom
  • 1 oz of lube
  • 1 edible penis
  • 1 semen wipe (some prefer 2)



About emilymbrown11

My name is Emily Brown and I am from Boston, MA. I am currently a sophomore at the University of Colorado at Boulder.