What Guys Think About During Class

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Every girl wishes she could hear what guys think about throughout the day.  Well for one, no you don’t and for two, no you don’t.  But here I am anyway, giving you a little insight into the mind of a guy while he’s “listening” during class.

So here we go. Depending on the guy, results may vary. But for the most part, we’re all the same.

I’m still drunk.

My morning wood still hasn’t gone down.

I wonder if anyone can notice my boner?

I’m just going to keep refreshing the Sportscenter homepage until a new story comes.

Football.

I’ve banged…..that girl…..that girl…..almost that girl…..and that girl.

Okay, I lied.  I WANT to bang….that girl…..that girl…..eww not that girl….okay maybe just a handjob.

I should have masturbated before class.

Look at those tits.

Look at that ass.

How many times do I have to look at her before she can tell I want to bang?

My balls itch.

Hopefully I don’t have crabs.

I should have just stayed home and jerked off.

I wish I was black.

I would so bang my professor for an A.

I hope I got a lot of likes on my status about how many reps I did yesterday.

Do girls pooh?

I have to pooh now.

How do you spell pooh anyways?

I hope that beer in my backpack is still cold.

That girl SO wants me.

If I was gay, that guy would SO want me.

I can’t wait for a new Family Guy episode this week.

New text. New text. New text. Oh, hey mom.

I hope that girl isn’t pregnant.

I should be taking notes, but drawing penises is a lot more fun.

I should totally tweet that.

Why am I here?

I could have ranked up 3 levels by now.

My morning wood still hasn’t gone down. Should I call?

I just farted.

I hope it doesn’t smell…shit.

I want bigger pecks.

Bieber’s new song is actually pretty good.

I need to get some weed.

HAHA. I don’t know why I laughed.

I’m pretty good at sex.

Why isn’t anybody texting me back?

I hope my hair looks good.

Seriously, boner? Wtf.

I look so swollen in this tee.

I should really eat those leftovers.

Email for penis enlargement pills? Well, I guess it couldn’t hurt.

Don’t look at her page, don’t look at her page.  Who the fuck is this douche?

I wonder if I look like Brad Pitt to girls.

I should go rub one out real quick.

I hope that hot girl keeps coming to class because one day I’ll talk to her.  One day.

O. M. G. stop talking to me, weirdo.

All I can think about is beer and boobs.  And this fucking boner.

Do girls masturbate?

I’ve worn these pants for 3 days in a row.

The girl next to me smells SOOOOOO good.

I should have cut a hole in my pocket.

That new remix is the shit.

How do retarded sperm even make it to the egg?

How did I make it to the egg?

I want to have a threesome.

With two girls I mean.  Well, maybe my best guy friend….no, two girls only.

All my friends have done anal except me.

I really want that new super soaker.

Nobody knows I watched cartoons before class.

I would definitely be the only survivor in a zombie apocalypse.

Can you get a zombie pregnant?

Does having gay thoughts make me gay?

I want a new nickname.

I’m definitely not coming back tomorrow. Get it, coming.  Ah fuck it, I’m not funny.