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Your Love Is My Drug

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Posted February 20, 2012 by CTL in Original Articles
Hallucination

Love is alcohol; it blurs your sight and gets you buzzed, weakens your knees, and makes you act without thinking.

Love is weed; it makes you smile, forget about your worries, and generally just make you feel happy.

Love is cocaine; it speeds up your heart, gives you energy, and makes you a little wild.

Love is ecstasy; it gives you a feeling of euphoria, makes you feel weightless, and makes sex even better.

Love is shrooms; it increases your emotions, opens up your mind, and makes you think new things.

Love is xanax; it relaxes you, blocks pain, and rids you of tension and stress.

Love is adderall; it motivates you, makes you do things you never thought you would, and reach for the stars.


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