Campus Life
Job Recruiters Are Like Girls That Don’t Put Out
This is for all of you out there who decided that you should get your shit together and maybe start applying for summer internships or for you seniors; full-time big boy jobs. The job recruiting process differs from school to s...
Shit Freshmen Say
Here is a completely incomplete list of the things freshmen say. -”Principles and Intro aren’t the same thing?” -”They really need to change the way they sell football tickets.” -”I bought al...
Drunk Words Are Not Sober Thoughts
Whoever first said drunk words are sober thoughts should be shot. In reality guys will say pretty much anything to get a girl in bed. Don’t over think last weekend girls; odds are he didn’t mean any of it. People act as if ...
The 5 Dance Moves that will NEVER be Okay
You’re at a party having a great time until you spot that pathetic party-goer who’s dancing a little too embarrassingly for their own good. Don’t get me wrong, with a little (or a lot) of alcohol in the syst...
Advice From A Senior
As a senior, just a few short days away from graduation, there are so many things I wish someone would have sat me down and drilled into my brain when I first started college. Now I’m not saying I have any regrets (I have had...
