College Eats
Give Up the Cheeseburger
Well ladies, was all that sitting around on your ass drinking beer and eating cheeseburgers this winter worth it? Now that it is spring, we’re all thinking f*ck no, it was never worth it. One of the reasons we all hate th...
Ways to Make Ramen Noodles Suck Less
We all eat Ramen Noodles. And I’ll be the first one to say it, they suck. Whenever I cook Ramen, it is like I have admitted defeat. I have never once been excited to eat Ramen. It’s never been a, “Well, I have had a reall...
Monster Burger: Jalapenos Popper
MONSTER BURGERS ARE BACK! And in a big way. Some of my fans out there (If there aren’t any fans out there, I like to pretend that you exist) were probably concerned or in dire cases, went on a hunger strike due to the lack of...
Fat Girl Problems
I don’t care what size you are, we all have our fat girl tendencies. If you’re a normal chick, you have three problems: a monthly period, a daily rant, and a regular crisis in which the only thing that could possibl...
The Fridge Clearing Pizza
So this week we are taking a break from burgers for a few reasons. Break has sadly kept the Monster Burger Friday crew in generally separate locations throughout the country. Barring us from getting together in our kitchen to c...






