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Alex (New Mexico)

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Posted February 9, 2012 by CTL in Campus Legends

Name: Alex

School: New Mexico State University

Favorite Drink: Gin and tonic or tequila straight

Advice to Freshman? Live it up and make a name for yourself. Be out going and be the guy everyone wants to meet.

I often get mistaken for Jimmy Tatro from the youtube video “Frat Life.”

What do you want in a girl? I want a girl that is down to earth, likes to have fun and go out, likes to workout, and ultimately be my best friend.

Craziest place you have had sex? In the bed of my best friends truck with a girl who had a boyfriend, or on the wall of a backyard at a party with the same girl. It was at the same party and this one girl and me have had a sexual tension since the first time I had meet her. She had a boyfriend so she wasn’t down for the cause until this night. We started making out in the backyard at this party, then she put her leg up and then we started having sex. Then we moved to the front yard and ended up in the bed of my best friend’s truck. From there we finished on the bathroom floor in this party house.

Best drunk text you’ve sent or received? “Are you down to have a threesome?”, but this one made me proud, “STTTTAAAAANNNNNN, I’m drinkindg and thougsth of youuuuuuuuu!”.

Would you rather walk in on your parents or get walked in on by your parents? Well I have been walked in on by my parents one time when there college was playing against my school in football on our home territory. My mom came into my dorm to drop off groceries and saw me with a sorority girl. It made for one bad ass story so I would say I would rather get walked in on.

 Favorite #CTL tweet? Ready to get back to school…not for school, for the parties #CTL

Do you believe in handjobs? Yeah, if I was in middle school.

If you want to be the next guy of the week, email info@thecollegetownlife.com



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  • unbelievable

    i wish these sex stories were at least mildly believable.. 3 different locations in one session?

    oh and he looks soft. like lumpy tofu soft. LOL

  • SAEbro

    its really funny because when this guy comes back home, he gets laid..but by guys

 
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