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- The Picture Girl We All Know
- Straight Guy’s Guide to Hot Guys
- 25 Things I learned in 25 years
- Dear Miley
- 2013 MTV VMA’s Drinking Game
- I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where Ben Affleck Is Batman
- Just Do You
- Can we talk about the new Lady Gaga song for a second?
- Let’s Talk About Student Athletes
School: Michigan State
Favorite Drink: Jimothy Beaminson
Advice to Freshman? Make friends with the chicks in your dorm
What senior superlative would you want to win upon graduating college? Most drunk
Are you butt or breasts man? I like big butts and I can not lie
I often get mistaken for Bradley Cooper haha just kidding…Ryan Gosling
The quickest way to annoy me is to make eye contact with someone you know at party or in the cafeteria and then they send you a text saying “like omg was that you in Brody caf?”. Yeah, it was me. I’ve met you like 50 times and we starred at each other for 5 minutes. If you want to talk to me, don’t send me a text. Come up to me when I see you and have a conversation like normal people.
What do you want in a girl? Sense of humor, nice teeth, no boyfriend, future goals
Have you ever had blue balls or whiskey dick? Does a bear shit in the woods?
What’s your pet-peeve in bed? When a girl doesn’t know how to take off your belt. Like taking off a belt was similar to solving world peace or something. Don’t girls wear belts too?
Do you trim your pubes? I run weekly maintenance
Do you believe in handjobs? Old fashions? No I don’t