Andy (Michigan)

By on January 18, 2012
Guy wearing plaid shirt

Name: Andy

School: Michigan State

Favorite Drink: Jimothy Beaminson

Advice to Freshman? Make friends with the chicks in your dorm

What senior superlative would you want to win upon graduating college? Most drunk

Are you butt or breasts man?  I like big butts and I can not lie

I often get mistaken for Bradley Cooper haha just kidding…Ryan Gosling

The quickest way to annoy me is to make eye contact with someone you know at party or in the cafeteria and then they send you a text saying “like omg was that you in Brody caf?”.  Yeah, it was me. I’ve met you like 50 times and we starred at each other for 5 minutes. If you want to talk to me, don’t send me a text. Come up to me when I see you and have a conversation like normal people.

What do you want in a girl? Sense of humor, nice teeth, no boyfriend, future goals

Have you ever had blue balls or whiskey dick? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What’s your pet-peeve in bed? When a girl doesn’t know how to take off your belt. Like taking off a belt was similar to solving world peace or something. Don’t girls wear belts too?

Do you trim your pubes? I run weekly maintenance

Do you believe in handjobs? Old fashions? No I don’t


Want to be the next Mr. #CTL of the week? Email

About CTL

I love college, what else can I say?