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Justin (Wisconsin)

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Posted February 1, 2012 by CTL in Campus Legends
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Name: Justin Bowers

School: Wisconsin

What do you want in a girl? She has to be a virgin because any dick is a big dick to her.

What’s your pet-peeve in bed? When she doesn’t swallow especially after I just told her I ate some pineapple to make it taste better.

 In 20 years you will be? Hopefully doing standup comedy or if all else fails I’ll get married to some girl I hate and probably get divorced after a year.

Craziest place you have had sex? Nowhere really, but I did jerk off in my school bathroom during 7th grade social studies.

Worse nickname you’ve had? Justin “Baby Dick” Bowers

Would you rather walk in on your parents or get walked in on by your parents? First one…My mom is pretty hot.

Do you believe in handjobs? Only if she uses lube.

How often do you wack it a week? I average close to 3 a day.

 Want to be the next Guy of the Week, email info@thecollegetownlife.com



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