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Cupid Wants a Blowie
As Valentine’s Day approaches us, we shant forget its sole motivator, the real reason your man might go out of his way to remember to make a dinner reservation the night before the 14th, or drown you...
- Posted 97 days ago
The 10 Types of Alcoholics
The only thing better than a group of friends is a group of alcoholic friends. You may think your besties as an extension of yourself in a different body… but you only know so much about a...
- Posted 187 days ago
Throwback Thursday: You’re Doing It Wrong
What? You used to be THAT little? Wait, what?! You were a baby at one point in your life, too?! OMG, me TOO! I am SO interested in seeing ALL your baby pictures. I thought I was...
- Posted 193 days ago
How to Piss a Girl Off
If you have a Twitter, you’d know one of yesterday’s global trending topics was #howtopissagirloff. If you don’t have a Twitter, well then—in the words of Kat Williams—I don’t know what the fuck you’ve been doing with...
- Posted 197 days ago
Why You’re Single
Thought Catalog recently posted a cupcake-stuffed article called “Why You’re Single,” and although it made me feel better about myself, it was a load of emotional horse shit. I could feel the tears dripping out of the...
- Posted 210 days ago
Dissecting the ‘Good Morning’ Text
In last week’s anticipation of the iPhone 5, which I actually held on Friday, I’d like to first start off by saying that it’s pretty much the same piece of shit. Siri just got taller and skinnier...
- Posted 236 days ago
Said No One Ever
“I just love it when go from reading BerkeleyBabe’s shit, and then she just stops writing for awhile because she’s killing shit in fucking grad school. I just love that.” Said no one ever. You get the...
- Posted 253 days ago
The Female Fuck-it List
Everyone wants to do stupid shit before they die. Like jump off a bridge or shave an alpaca or hate-fart on Lindsay Lohan’s face. Or all three. Your bucket list is like a Picasso painting—it looks like...
- Posted 267 days ago
Jersey-Chasing is Not a Crime
I’m not the kind of person who likes to admit they have a type. But if you’re black, six-foot whatever, and throw the pig-skin for a living… then you’re my type. Tattoos are a bonus, especially since...
- Posted 272 days ago
10 Things That Blow About Sex
As a child, staying in your divorced parent’s meth-lab every weekend teaches you one thing—being an addict is okay. Sex is my personal drug of choice. So go ON with yo bad self. Daps for daddy issues....
- Posted 314 days ago
Summer 2012 Drinking Game
Cancun destroyed me. If you follow me on Twitter or Instagram, you’d know that all I did in ‘Cun was tan, drink belligerently, wear a sombrero, and take pictures of my ass. Que ridiculo. So in honor...
- Posted 318 days ago
You vs. Your Social Network
Sunday school obviously didn’t teach me anything. All I remember is something about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (oh, how they all must hate me). And at the heart of the internet Holy Land,...
- Posted 370 days ago
Gossip Girl Drinking Game
You will need: Plastic martini glasses Alcohol (both beer and a hard liquor option) Cable Good afternoon, upper-east siders. Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s brats living off of...
- Posted 378 days ago
Ode to Finals Week (Afroman Remix)
Ode to Finals Week, according to Afroman. Sing along to this shit. Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, man. It was this blind student right, it was this blind student right… He was feelin’ his...
- Posted 379 days ago
Hot Girl Problems
Wow, what a shallow and self-motivated piece of narcissistic trash she’s about to write. Said no one ever. Hoe, I do what I please. You know you’re about to read this piece of shit all the way...
- Posted 382 days ago