2012 was a total let down; Brad Pitt made a terrible movie, There wasn’t a hockey season, and the Mayans were wrong – which means I’m wanted for a few crimes in a couple different states and...

1. Text me randomly that you love me more often so I can look at my phone, smile, and make my fat single friends jealous. 2. Tell me I’m skinny more often – but do it by...

Welp, It’s been a year. You saw last years show and damn near decided to shave the fat off you with a straight razor just to rock a bod like Erin Heatherton. Did you go to the...

I know it’s past Halloween… but people need to know…. I’ve conquered the world of the paranormal and I did it by countless watching of an enclave of information-based shows and movies like Paranormal Activity and anything...

Monday nights: a great time to grab a few drinks, eat a few wings, watch some good ol’ classic football and stay kind of sober because, well, you have class tomorrow. That’s cool if you wanna live...

Remember the first few weeks of college? Awkward boxes left in the corner, clothes draped over the drawers, fridge packed full of alcohol and nothing else… yeah, first few weeks of college are great… You’re probably thought...

24 go in sober… all come out shattered. 1 has pride and bragging rights. It only make sense to make the popular book/movie in to a drinking game: Below are the rules and regulations to the Hunger...

If you’ve been keeping score at home you know that Twilight is out and Hunger Games is in. This newest book-turned-movie has gotten a lot of attention in the media; first it was just another Twilight, then...

If you don’t enjoy a solid night of karaoke then I assume you support the Taliban. The freedom to stand on stage and sing whatever song the DJ was able to illegally download without lyrics in it...

We hate sluts; they’re like coming in second. That said, we’d rather come in second than not come at all. An ideal college relationship is one where we make it seem like we’re not actually dating. Just...

The Oscars are like the Kentucky Derby of the awards show; this isn’t the MTV, CMT, Emmys, SAG, or any of those low-grade, amateur hour awards show. Not even the Grammy’s compare to the awesome that is...

This weekend, I read an erotic novel. I was drawn to it – something about the cover that made me know that this was a dirty, raunchy sex book. I mean, the cover was littered with trash...

Oh hey, what’s up 2012? New year means a whole new beginning. Some idiots would claim that the start of 2012 is actually the beginning of our end, but they’re also the same idiots that decided their new...

Dance with grandma. I don’t mean any of that lame step she was taught mid WWII. Teach grandma how to Dougie. But say it classy, like “Grandma, let me educate you on the popular step that is,...

Boyfriend forget to pull out? Condom busted? No problem, MTV can make you famous, and if MTV can make you famous, CTL can get you buzzed. In honor of the unrelenting appearance of Teen Mom on...