All posts by Jeremy Pinsly

About Jeremy Pinsly

I'm a comedian in NYC. I like to party. Go Dawgs! Follow me on twitter...or don't
  • Biebs
    2012 AMA Drinking Game

    It’s been nearly 365 of the longest days imaginable, but wait no more people…the 2012 American Music Awards are finally here!!! With a performance lineup including the likes of Niki Minaj, Taylor Swift (Oh my god! I...

    • Posted November 15, 2012
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  • fakebook
    Fakebook – The Story of our Lives

    I aint here to hate, Facebook is one of the greatest creations of our generation (If I was Zuckerberg I would have totally stolen that idea from those boat rowing twin brother douche bags as well); However,...

    • Posted October 14, 2012
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  • Billy-Madison
    You Ain’t Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants

    With the steady rise of pop culture and reality tv “stars” (Pitbull, the Kardashians, Chris Brown, The Real Housewives of who the hell cares…), the value of the word “cool” has hit rock bottom. Being cool used...

    • Posted July 23, 2012
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  • weed
    The Gateway Drug to Awesomeness

    I’m not going to argue with anyone who says that “marijuana is the gateway drug”. It is. But what no one ever seems to mentions is, the other side of that gate isn’t such a terrible place....

    • Posted May 15, 2012
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  • stay classy grand rapids
    10 Things I Wish I Knew About Chicks

    I have spent about 89.8% of my life trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the female psyche, but alas, have yet to discover the answer. I have observed, analyzed, studied and even interacted...

    • Posted April 8, 2012
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  • drunk-in-handcuffs
    Blue Balling – A Crime?

    I got blue balled by some chick the other night and I seriously considered murdering her. If only that bitch knew what she was putting me through. For those of you who have never experienced life with...

    • Posted April 1, 2012
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  • srat
    I Get Older, They Stay The Same Age

    College chicks are younger, hotter, more optimistic, more open minded and more fun. Older chicks are crazier, uglier, more depressed, more warn down and more prone to try and murder you for not wanting to marry them....

    • Posted March 3, 2012
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  • love if ive ever seen it
    What is true love?

    Love is something that every human being in the world craves but only few are able to find. It is the most powerful force on earth. It’s what enabled Jimi Hendrix to create some of the most...

    • Posted February 20, 2012
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  • february
    February: The Month that got Touched as a Kid

    You know what the worst part about Valentine’s Day is? “No Jeremy. Will you please tell us?” Of course I will. The worst part about Valentine’s Day is the fact that every year, on February 14th, between...

    • Posted February 14, 2012
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  • John Belushi Animal House
    10 Ways to be Good at College – Male Hindsight Perspective

    College is an interesting time in a young person’s life. It’s a time to discover one’s self and get away with doing as little work as possible while making your parents think you are busting your ass....

    • Posted February 1, 2012
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    SLUT – Sweet, Loveable, and Utterly Tremendous

    As much as I love sluts, I absolutely hate the word. Why on earth are we trying to convince the sexually active girls of the world that what they are doing is wrong? There is nothing wrong...

    • Posted January 26, 2012
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  • Cat Call
    Cat Call a Compliment?

    A cat call says I like you, I want you, I will throw my dignity out the window for you. It’s the ultimate expression of love! What if I never see you again? I will regret not...

    • Posted January 8, 2012
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