Original Articles
Job Recruiters Are Like Girls That Don’t Put Out
This is for all of you out there who decided that you should get your shit together and maybe start applying for summer internships or for you seniors; full-time big boy jobs. The job recruiting process differs from school to s...
The Inevitable Slutty Phase
Whether it was that time when you watched your best friend pull Stevens into the bathroom to give him a quick blowie at a party junior year or the time when you snuck out to get finger blasted by that greasy upperclassman in th...
Recipe for the Perfect Day Drink
Preheat college for anywhere between 69-85 degrees. Temperature should be sunny, light, and remind oneself that there is life outside dark basements. Start with 2 scoops of your favorite kind of LAX pinny (you can find this in ...
The Gateway Drug to Awesomeness
I’m not going to argue with anyone who says that “marijuana is the gateway drug”. It is. But what no one ever seems to mentions is, the other side of that gate isn’t such a terrible place. Ever since I started abusing d...
You vs. Your Social Network
Sunday school obviously didn’t teach me anything. All I remember is something about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (oh, how they all must hate me). And at the heart of the internet Holy Land, we all bow down to ...
