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Haikus for the Beginning of the Semester
I want to wear sweats,
My class might have hot guys, though.
Fuck, jeans it is then.
Um, name learning games?
What is this, kindergarten?
Take me back to bed.
What is she wearing?
I’m sure heels and a dress will
Get ya that A, hun.
Well, on the bright side
We don’t have to hookup with
I better make friends
With that smart kid in the front
Mamma needs an A
Am I going out?
It’s fucking syllabus week
What else would I do?