2011 CMA’s Drinking Game

The CMA’s (Country Music Awards) are here again (tonight on ABC at 7PM), if you don’t like country, now you will.  If you like country, now you’ll like it more: The 2011 CMA Drinking Game

• Take a drink every time Carrie Underwood changes her outfit
• Take a sip every time they mention Nashville
• If Blake Shelton, Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, The Band Perry, or Jason Aldean DON’T win the category, chug a beer.
• Every time they air a Taylor Swift music video take ‘Fifteen’ sips
• Whenever they play ‘You and Tequila’ – take a tequila shot
• Finish your drink when someone gets cut off from their acceptance speech
• If Taylor Swift loses the category take a drink cause that was ‘mean’
• Drink each time Taylor Swift says “thank you so much.”
• Drink each time the cameras flash to a celebrity wife.
• If someone speaks and you have no idea who they are take a drink
• Drink each time someone sings into a sparkly microphone.
• Take an honorary shot when there is a surprise special guest singing a song or covering an old song
• One swig of “whiskey out of the bottle” every time Kid Rock is shown
• Whenever an artist “thanks the fans” – cheers, drink.
• If Jesus is mentioned for guiding their career, scream “Jesus” and shotgun a beer