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About IUHoosier

I'm a Hoosier living in the BEST college town in America. I live for Saturday morning tailgates and cheering on the cyclists during Little 500. Find me at Kilroys and I'll buy you some Rumplmintz shots.
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    Advice From A Senior

    As a senior, just a few short days away from graduation, there are so many things I wish someone would have sat me down and drilled into my brain when I first started college. Now I’m not...

    • Posted May 1, 2012
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  • Boat Party (Little 500)
    Wanted: The Parties of Spring Semester

    The best party weekends all have similar recipes. They start with waking up with the sun and grabbing the first bottle or can your sleepy eyes set sites on. Kegs and eggs, mimosas made with about 90%...

    • Posted January 10, 2012
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  • New Years Kiss
    Wanted: The Perfect New Years Eve Kiss

    As New Years closes in, guys and girls alike are searching for that perfect kiss at midnight. The qualifications aren't exactly the same though...

    • Posted December 27, 2011
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  • Old Parents
    Wanted: Better Parents

    Wanted: A set of parents who understand what it is like to be in college, and support me in all my collegiate glory.

    • Posted December 20, 2011
    • 0
  • snow
    Wanted: Best Winter Break Ever

    Mom and Dad, this is the time you have to step your game up and plan a sweet vacation. Snowboarding in Colorado, beach bumming in Key West, whatever. Get us the hell out of the house before...

    • Posted December 13, 2011
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    Wanted: A Better Male F*** Buddy

    You want to occupy me with your dick. Let me repeat that - you want to occupy ME, with YOUR dick. My vagina = my rules. I don’t know where your sorry excuse of a penis has...

    • Posted December 8, 2011
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  • out
    Wanted: A Better Female F*** Buddy

    Listen, the girl I marry can have all the morals she wants, but it is not acceptable to pull the ‘lets wait,’ or ‘not until we’re in love’ or ‘can I at least know your last name’...

    • Posted December 6, 2011
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  • nerd
    Wanted: A Nerd

    Objective: Need a smart kid in need of cash to take my finals for me this semester.

    • Posted November 29, 2011
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  • love if ive ever seen it
    Wanted: A Male Holiday Date To Impress My Parents

    I would like a fine gentleman to accompany me to my holiday family parties.

    • Posted November 22, 2011
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  • rutgers2
    Wanted: A Female Holiday Date To Impress My Parents

    I need a classy chick to come to my house this winter break and make me look like a respectable son.

    • Posted November 22, 2011
    • 1
  • rutgers pregame
    Wanted: A Better (Male) Roommate

    If interested, drop off application and a case of Coors Light.

    • Posted November 15, 2011
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  • cal st ful
    Wanted: A Better (Female) Roommate

    If interested, drop off application and a box of Franzia.

    • Posted November 15, 2011
    • 1
  • guyFormal
    Wanted: Male Formal Date

    Wanted ad for the perfect man to take to your formal...

    • Posted November 8, 2011
    • 1
  • girlFormal
    Wanted: Female Formal Date

    Wanted ad for the perfect woman to take to your formal...

    • Posted November 8, 2011
    • 0
    10 Rules for Hooking Up In The Cold Dorms

    Plan on shacking in a cold dorm? You better read this first!

    • Posted November 6, 2011
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