As a senior, just a few short days away from graduation, there are so many things I wish someone would have sat me down and drilled into my brain when I first started college. Now I’m not...

The best party weekends all have similar recipes. They start with waking up with the sun and grabbing the first bottle or can your sleepy eyes set sites on. Kegs and eggs, mimosas made with about 90%...

As New Years closes in, guys and girls alike are searching for that perfect kiss at midnight. The qualifications aren't exactly the same though...

Wanted: A set of parents who understand what it is like to be in college, and support me in all my collegiate glory.

Mom and Dad, this is the time you have to step your game up and plan a sweet vacation. Snowboarding in Colorado, beach bumming in Key West, whatever. Get us the hell out of the house before...

You want to occupy me with your dick. Let me repeat that - you want to occupy ME, with YOUR dick. My vagina = my rules. I don’t know where your sorry excuse of a penis has...

Listen, the girl I marry can have all the morals she wants, but it is not acceptable to pull the ‘lets wait,’ or ‘not until we’re in love’ or ‘can I at least know your last name’...

Objective: Need a smart kid in need of cash to take my finals for me this semester.

I would like a fine gentleman to accompany me to my holiday family parties.

I need a classy chick to come to my house this winter break and make me look like a respectable son.

If interested, drop off application and a case of Coors Light.

If interested, drop off application and a box of Franzia.

Wanted ad for the perfect man to take to your formal...

Wanted ad for the perfect woman to take to your formal...

Plan on shacking in a cold dorm? You better read this first!