Overheard on Twitter (November 2011)
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December 1, 2011 by CTL in
Campus Legends
Strategically typing out “African American” as opposed to “black” not to be PC but so my paper is longer @CollegeTownLife
@mk_frietch
Mary Kate Frietch
I have morgan and vodka in my dorm, but absolutely no water @CollegeTownLife
@gui_lage
Guilherme Lage
@CollegeTownLife I would rather eat my own shit than get married at 22… Or leave a party at 9:30
@laurenwhyyy
Lauren Yates
@CollegeTownLife. Using a toenail as a toothpick cause I have something stuck in my teeth! #brokeasscollegestudent or just a real man?!
@mscompton17
Matt Compton
everyone’s got that one kid from school that you know but can’t remember his name. so you’re always like oh whattup man/dude/bro #CTL
@4the_lova_pete
Peter Dolliver
pretty sure I told a random girl that I wanted to lick her vagina last night and she agreed so I just walked away. #CTL
@Philly_naTUre
Nate Ray
It’s sad when I schedule my classes around my drinking patterns. #CTL
@TheKelleyDoll
Holly Golightly™
my psych professor is talking about how little 5 and 6 year old boys start masterbating at this age. WTF this is too weird for me. #getmeout
@hmballantini
Hailey Ballantini
“That’s it! I’m washing my sheets! I will not sleep in jizz anymore!” #CTL #middleschoolfriendsarethebest
@laukhanae
LΔυΓΞΠ ΗΔΠΔΞ
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