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 They are not your new best friend.  They are your new best friend, if you have hot, single, morally lose friends.  There is no “we” in Movie Night.  There is a “we” in Chinese food on a...

Many would argue tonight is one of musics most important nights (maybe only second to the Grammy’s).  From where we’re sitting, tonight is also pretty important to college students across the country.  Falling right after classes get...

Look, I love Taylor Swift.  Sometimes, I think I love Taylor Swift more than anything, everything, and all the things. I’m afraid to cut my long curly blonde hair because I’m still hoping that the vintage Taylor...

Once upon a time, my friends and I decided we need to be able to categorize what type of drunk we are at any given time. Telling me you’re “sooooo drUnkkkkk” isn’t going to let me know...

Who considers folding laundry an ideal form of foreplay. That talks about their orthodontist as if they were a God. Who orders a glass of wine at the bar because he studied abroad for 4 weeks, and...

ve been told (though I’m not quite sure if this is just some extremely well thought out lie put on the back of cereal boxes) that when you meet the one, you automatically know. You just know,...

Preheat college for anywhere between 69-85 degrees. Temperature should be sunny, light, and remind oneself that there is life outside dark basements. Start with 2 scoops of your favorite kind of LAX pinny (you can find this...

Dear Drunk Texting, Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Let’s talk, shall we? Specifically regarding anytime I’m single, drunk, and have my phone in reach. Last Night I was channeling my inner Pocahontas, drunk enough to feel the colors of the wind...

My Facebook looks like Jimmy Buffet threw up all over it. Now, this isn’t me ranting and raving about Spring Break. We deserve it. I mean, we spent practically all semester drinking cheap beer and vodka. For...

Dear Saint Patrick’s Day, I love you. I just love you so much. I look forward to you like a five year old girl waiting for her first Easy Bake Oven on Christmas morn’.  While the more...

Dear All Nighter, I could be selfish, like you, when I write this letter. I could go on and on about the damages you do to my body. How, when you come around, you leave bags under...

Let us first start with discussing the LOL that is your relationship. If you do not know his favorite color/birthday/drink of choice/why he keeps saying “hey girl hey” to me, then you are not in love....

Dear Slow Walker, Excuse Me. Uh, ‘Scuse me. Erm, Uh..Can you just, yeah…. MOVE. Hey, what’s up. I’m the girl breathing down your neck trying to get to class on time. It’s not a coincidence that I just yelled...

Okay, so we hooked up. I mean this when I say it, not that big of a deal. That’s kinda how it goes. Hook ups between kinda/sorta friends, just add vodka! Now normally, I would give...