All posts by Kat Healy

About Kat Healy

Presently searching for a man with the last name "Dog" to live out my 90's nick dreams. Proper use of semicolons turn me on. Coffee Virgin. Never tickle a sleeping dragon. #Delaware
  • pinteresr
    The Overthinker’s Guide To Pintrest

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    • Posted September 29, 2012
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  • wisco
    What I learned From My Boyfriend’s Roommate

     They are not your new best friend.  They are your new best friend, if you have hot, single, morally lose friends.  There is no “we” in Movie Night.  There is a “we” in Chinese food on a...

    • Posted September 28, 2012
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  • VMA
    2012 MTV VMA’s Drinking Game

    Many would argue tonight is one of musics most important nights (maybe only second to the Grammy’s).  From where we’re sitting, tonight is also pretty important to college students across the country.  Falling right after classes get...

    • Posted September 6, 2012
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  • T Swift
    How to Be Forever Alone: Taylor Swift Edition

    Look, I love Taylor Swift.  Sometimes, I think I love Taylor Swift more than anything, everything, and all the things. I’m afraid to cut my long curly blonde hair because I’m still hoping that the vintage Taylor...

    • Posted September 4, 2012
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  • Cinderella
    What Drunk Disney Princess Are You?

    Once upon a time, my friends and I decided we need to be able to categorize what type of drunk we are at any given time. Telling me you’re “sooooo drUnkkkkk” isn’t going to let me know...

    • Posted August 2, 2012
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  • talkto-hand
    Never, Ever Date A Guy…

    Who considers folding laundry an ideal form of foreplay. That talks about their orthodontist as if they were a God. Who orders a glass of wine at the bar because he studied abroad for 4 weeks, and...

    • Posted July 9, 2012
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  • chinese-girl
    The Chinese Food Theory

    Ive been told (though I’m not quite sure if this is just some extremely well thought out lie put on the back of cereal boxes) that when you meet the one, you automatically know. You just know,...

    • Posted July 4, 2012
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  • phi mu
    Recipe for the Perfect Day Drink

    Preheat college for anywhere between 69-85 degrees. Temperature should be sunny, light, and remind oneself that there is life outside dark basements. Start with 2 scoops of your favorite kind of LAX pinny (you can find this...

    • Posted May 16, 2012
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  • Drunk Texting
    Dear Drunk Texting,

    Dear Drunk Texting, Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Let’s talk, shall we? Specifically regarding anytime I’m single, drunk, and have my phone in reach. Last Night I was channeling my inner Pocahontas, drunk enough to feel the colors of the wind...

    • Posted April 22, 2012
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  • spring breakers
    SpRinG BrEaK 2K12*<3

    My Facebook looks like Jimmy Buffet threw up all over it. Now, this isn’t me ranting and raving about Spring Break. We deserve it. I mean, we spent practically all semester drinking cheap beer and vodka. For...

    • Posted March 26, 2012
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  • St Pattys Day
    Dear Saint Patrick’s Day,

    Dear Saint Patrick’s Day, I love you. I just love you so much. I look forward to you like a five year old girl waiting for her first Easy Bake Oven on Christmas morn’.  While the more...

    • Posted March 14, 2012
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  • study
    Dear All Nighter,

    Dear All Nighter, I could be selfish, like you, when I write this letter. I could go on and on about the damages you do to my body. How, when you come around, you leave bags under...

    • Posted March 8, 2012
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  • relationships
    Dear Relationship Obsessed Friend,

    Let us first start with discussing the LOL that is your relationship. If you do not know his favorite color/birthday/drink of choice/why he keeps saying “hey girl hey” to me, then you are not in love....

    • Posted February 29, 2012
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  • Slow Walker
    Dear Slow Walker

    Dear Slow Walker, Excuse Me. Uh, ‘Scuse me. Erm, Uh..Can you just, yeah…. MOVE. Hey, what’s up. I’m the girl breathing down your neck trying to get to class on time. It’s not a coincidence that I just yelled...

    • Posted February 22, 2012
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  • oregon pda
    Dear Awkward Hook Up,

    Okay, so we hooked up. I mean this when I say it, not that big of a deal. That’s kinda how it goes. Hook ups between kinda/sorta friends, just add vodka! Now normally, I would give...

    • Posted February 15, 2012
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